Have you ever watched a relationship so dysfunctional that you absolutely ROOT for it to fall apart, for one of them to just completely lose their shit and let the other asshole know what’s up?
Yeah. This is that.
Sorry, man, I can’t find it on the Toobs to embed it.
Politics aside, they REALLY know how to swear.
From Feminista Jones:
It is delightfully trending on Twitter right now.
And how to fix one.
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So I was surprised and delighted to find a sweary coloring book, before. Did you fuckers know that it’s actually a whole THING?! And there is a whole fucking facebook community for sharing pages and coloring tips?
THERE FUCKING IS.
IT IS MOTHERFUCKING MAGICAL.
JOIN THE MADNESS POST-HASTE! Because HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME.
In Germany, there is a SWEARING HOTLINE. You can call and swear at someone whenever you feel like it. Granted, it costs a buck and a half a minute. But still! Germany has understood and embraced the power of lalochezia.
I really kinda want this site to become like that. Only, you know, for free.
I love everything about this, from the sweary screed of “eat a bucket of deep-fried fucks, you squawking chicken-fucker.” to the Truth of “there’s no wrong way to do it, as long as you’re doing it.