Content Guidelines

So, I don’t want to tell you what you can and can’t write.

The first person who tells me a post is ‘problematic’ is going to have their email published and publicly ridiculed.

I WILL however, tell you that I don’t want this site to be host to a bunch of racist, sexist, homophobic bullshit.  I also don’t want this to be a source of cyberbullying because that sucks.  People can be fucking awful when they’re behind a safety screen of anonymity, but I know damn well you realize there’s a difference between venting and hate speech.   And if you cry “First Amendment” then I will point you to the actual text of the First Amendment and tell you to go fuck yourself.  Also here is a comic.

So here’s the deal:

Use all the bad language you want.  Write about whatever you want.  Please keep the hate anonymous, keep the anger sweary but civilized.  Feel free to use whatever words you want, but I reserve the right to pull content that’s just mouthbreathing tirades about “them faggots, sluts, and/or niggers”.  I don’t want to read about you threatening that slut Tiffany at the Main Street Starbucks with rape if she screws up your mochaccino one more time.   I don’t want to read about those goddamned Mexicans across the street playing music until 2AM and waking your baby.  Your neighbors happen to be Mexican; loud music is not limited to one race.  Just use the fucking word neighbors.  Use the word faggot all you want but if you’re using it in a hateful way to describe your homosexual manager, rethink your shit.  There’s probably no way you can get away with saying ‘nigger’ though.  That’s a tough one.

The moral of the story:  Write whatever you want here, but if I think you’re just being a hateful fuck, I’ll delete your shit and there’s nothing you can do about it.