Okay, babies, this is how it’s going to go down.
- Create an account for this blog.
- Use a real email address. It can be a throwaway gmail account, but it has to be a real one because you have to….
- Send me an email at totallyhuman at lalochezia dot com with a picture of a cat in the body, so I know you’re a real person. I’ll upgrade your account to Contributor.
- Post rants about what ails you.
- Swear a lot.
- Repeat steps 4 and 5 as needed.