Creating An Account

Okay, babies, this is how it’s going to go down.

  1.  Create an account for this blog.
  2. Use a real email address.  It can be a throwaway gmail account, but it has to be a real one because you have to….
  3. Send me an email at totallyhuman at lalochezia dot com with a picture of a cat in the body, so I know you’re a real person.  I’ll upgrade your account to Contributor.
  4. Post rants about what ails you.
  5. Swear a lot.
  6. Repeat steps 4 and 5 as needed.
WE HAVE RULES FOR A REASON, BOY.